I really rike Stephanie Rum. Wait, did I use that joke already? Well, it's awesome. Especially when I'm riding in my Rexus. With Rinda Ringle. I'm not too proud to admit that sometimes it takes a little liquid courage for me to get in the mood with certain girls. A little bit of the "el capitan," a little Captain Morgan to loosen up my belt - but that is definitely not the case with Steph. I could get dirty with her even if I was sober. Although that doesn't happen much. Sometimes between 5-6am. Right before I have my Beerios. Or when I'm stuck in traffic. But luckily I have a TV in my Rexus. So I can just tune into HNN and watch Steph and rerax a rittle. That joke will never get old. And neither will my love for Stephanie Lum. I used to follow her around town, marking the places she was reporting from on a map on my wall. Not in a crazy stalker way, I was just trying to find a pattern. And a way into her pants. So I could taste the rum. Or some of the rum filled chocolate.
Blog: http://blogs.hawaiinewsnow.com/stephanie/ (No update since 2010)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/lumstephanie
HNN Profile: http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/570345/stephanie-lum
Linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/stephanie-lum/8/625/581
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/StephanieLum
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii_News_Now (HNN page)
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