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I'll have to give it to Yumi's parents. They nailed it. Naming kids isn't easy. I have trouble naming pets or electronics. But, kids is a whole nother level. Like the name Chad. What if you name a kid Chad and they grow up looking more like a Chet? Or if you have a girl and you name her Sara and she looks more like a Sarah? That could total ruin their life. I read somewhere that people named Dennis become dentists. I'm not sure if I believe that though because I've never been to a dentist. I've seen some on TV though, and they are never named Dennis, they have cooler names like Rick or Floyd or Dr. Driller. And naming a girl Yumi when you don't know if she'll actually turn out to be yummy was a gamble. But I'm glad her parents took it and gave us all this yummy morsel. And still yummy after all these years. I need to talk to her parents about their foresight. I wonder if they can give me some lottery numbers or tell me when this rash is going away. I emailed Yumi to see if I could get in touch with them, but I think she blocked me. Or maybe she's just taking a break from social media to maintain her overall yumminess. I'm going to go eat some candy and think about her for awhile.