Number 73 : Yuuki Yamamoto (山本優希)

Anomaly. That's the word for Yuuki. I looked it up a few times, but I still don't know what it means. I think it has something to do with the fact that she looked super hot in Ranzuki. And not bad in Jelly. So I started following her blog. And then she started posting pictures of herself without make-up. And clipping her nails. And taking a shit. Then just about the time I was about to delete her blog from my favorites list, she got knocked up. I wondered for awhile if it was me that knocked her up. Just like that time I was wondering if David Carradine was still alive then I turned on the news and he was dead in the closet. Or that time when I was jerking off to Jessica Alba and she got pregnant. And Halle Berry too. Anyway, Yuuki got knocked up and then cut her hair (which no girl should ever, ever, EVER do!) and suddenly she's hot again. I don't know if it's the pregnant glow. Or the fact that if I did meet her, I wouldn't have to worry about her getting pregnant. Or the short hair. And she has some hot legs. And nice boobs.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/yuukiyamamoto
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/yamamoto_yuuki
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/山本優希 (日本語)

Number 74 : Jessica Hester Hsuan (宣萱)

40!?! Wow, she looks great. She's like an older version of my dream woman. I guess she is my dream woman, because the older the berry the sweeter the juice. Especially, if she puts a little sugar in her vag. Or some Rolos. Do they even make Rolos anymore? I wonder if Rolos or Reese's minis would fit better in a snatch. I think Reese's would attract too many dogs. I hear they go for the peanut butter. Put a little sugar up in there and get some flapjacks ready underneath because when she's with me, she's going to be a syrup factory. I'm getting hot just thinking about it. And a little hungry. But mostly hot. And a little thirsty. I wonder if I could drink that syrup? And still hot.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/xuan-xuan
Website: http://t.sina.com.cn/jessicahsuan
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Hsuan

Number 75 : Saki Sugawara (菅原沙樹)

I first saw Saki here. You would think a magazine with the name DD would be about something other than fashion. Anyway, they have several webisodes where Saki is a street walker, and then she gets a job as an actual OL, and all the girls hate her because all the guys love her. And then she falls down and gets hurt. Or maybe she got pushed down. And it turns into a big scandal. And an orgy. And they start cutting each others hair. And shaving each other in private places. But what happens in the office around the water cooler the next day? If you are wondering how this story ends, you will have to read the book yourself. And that's my book report for DD Magazine.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/sugawara-saki/ (Plenty o' hot pics here!)
Website?: http://www.at-scelta.com/saki/
Wikipedia: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/菅原沙樹

Number 76 : Rachel Ann Go

I don't know why all these Asian girls think Twitter is a good way to worship God. This chica as well as a couple of others and Hulk Hogan keep posting shit about religion and prayer and holy script. If I want a religious experience, I'll drink until I can't see and then call an ex-girlfriend. Or smoke some Salvia. Or saliva. Or drop acid. Or 'shrooms. Point is Twitter is NOT good for religion. Unless your religion is posting updates about working out. And including pictures. And updates about a day at the pool or the beach. And including pictures. Or perhaps a dirty little lesbian sleepover party. And including pictures. Or maybe just a short skirt. With a little nipple poking out. THAT is what Twitter is about.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachelle-Ann-Go/162228179523 (Fan Page)
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/gorachelleann
Website: http://www.solidrachelleanngo.com/
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachelle_Ann_Go

Number 77 : Anna Tsuchiya (土屋 アンナ)

I always thought Anna was the original Japanese cougar. Then I found out she isn't even a puma. She's barely 26. When I was 26 in my 8th year as a freshman in college, I slept with a cougar. Funny how that works. I don't know why I thought Anna was so much older, most Asians look much younger. Maybe it's because she has 2 kids. Or maybe it's her raspy voice. Maybe it's because she looks experienced. Like she could swallow a tree. Or fit an entire fist inside her. I guess she is just a MILF. It really doesn't matter, she's still a cougar to me. And that cougar loves anal. And donkey punches.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/anna-tsuchiya/
Website: http://anna-t.com/index.html
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Tsuchiya

Number 78 : Lena Fujii (藤井リナ)

I'm not sure how Rina becomes Lena, but in some freak-filled country it makes sense. (I'm talking about you, Japan). This model is yummy and she has some hot pics, but in real life she looks like shit. And when I say "in real life" I mean on her blog. She's even brazen enough to come out with a book full of pictures without make-up on. If there is any woman out there reading this that hasn't been offended yet, and is still reading, please note - bad idea! No one wants to fuck a chick with no make-up on. That's why we leave after sex. And keep the lights out. And get drunk before sex. And after. And during. Make-up was created by God and Estée Lauder to hide the ugliness of a woman's soul. Keep it that way.

Blog: http://www.lenalenalena.net/blog
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena_Fujii
Twitter: http://twitter.com/lenafujii

Number 79 : Rainie Yang (楊丞琳)

I first saw her in a drama series where she was on the beach or an island or something. It was something like the summer editions of Saved By The Bell. The ones where the whole gang got jobs at the beach club and I fell in love with that lady from King Of Queens. Anyway, back to Rainie, she was on this show and she was super hot and I felt guilty because she looked like she was underage. Then I found out she was just old enough. YES! I don't think she should be called Rainie, because she makes me feel Sunny when I see her. And it gets really hot in my pants. And usually gets wet. So I guess Rainie is fine.

Blog: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/www77rainie
Blog: http://ameblo.jp/rainiesunnyday (日本語)
Website: http://www.sonymusic.com.tw/pop/rainie
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainie_Yang 

Number 80 : Mirei Kiritani (桐谷 美玲)

I had a little scare when I first looked this beauty up and the only word I could read on her profile was Seventeen. And then I blew a sigh of relief when I found out she actually 20. That's old enough to legally drink in Japan. Although, I don't think it's enforced over there like it is in the States. Maybe that's why there are so many Japanese alcoholics and criminals. I mean as compared to the US. I used to think that Mirei was the Japanese word for "future" and I thought she was a futuristic girl. I wouldn't mind if all the girls look like her in the future. But, I think I would get bored if all the girls were the same. It's like eating pizza every night. Once in a while, you need to have a burger or some chicken wings. Just to keep the pizza appetizing. I tried to explain this idea to my last girlfriend, but she's not as open minded as Mirei is.

 

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/mirei1216/ 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sekainoichiro (Maybe?)
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/桐谷美玲
What: "I'll Forget That Nasty"

Number 81 : Erika Mori (森絵里香)

I guess there is some Japanese actress with the same name. This one is a model with Idea Model Agency (who, by the way, has the most hot models in the entire world! I practically explode anytime I open their website.) Neither of the Erikas have an English Wikipedia page. That's what lead me to this little piece of translated beauty! This item is a Japanese fashion model is described. Japan's female talent for the good wood 絵梨 please. Japan's female talent for the good wood please!?! Oddly enough, the link on Wikipedia takes you to the other Erika. I guess she's the one with the talent for good wood. It calls this Erika "good forest". Wait a minute - a whole forest is better than just 1 wood! So that means she has been with a lot of wood, making her a slut, or that she's good with a massive amount of wood. Like me. I mean, I'm packing a forest worth of wood in my pants. It's like a beaver dam down there.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/mori-erika
Website: http://www.joseishi.net/with/with_models/index.html
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/森絵里香 (日本語)
Idea Website: http://incent.jp/idea/model1.html (That's a little bonus!)

Number 82 : Elva Hsiao (蕭亞軒)

I'm not sure how to say her last name, so don't ask. I usually just refer to her as Elva, or Elvis, or Off Your Knees Bitch. That's her favorite. I first saw her on an interview for MTV Taiwan or some such show. She looked like she was totally stoned - walking off stage, answering her cell phone while talking to the host, laughing - my specialty. I always say no Asian girl is unobtainable if they have enough booze and roofies in them. And if that doesn't work, try hard core drugs - like weed! I take my hat off to Asian girls that do drugs. And speak English, which she does. (I mean speak English, the drugs are just an assumption.)

Blog: http://www.ilovesuper.com/blog/index.php?blogId=6
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ELhsiao (They really need a Chinese interface.)
Website: http://www.loveelva.com/
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elva_Hsiao

Number 83 : Gina Hiraizumi (平泉ジーナ)

This is the first of many Asian Americans that I would like to see slide down my fireman's pole - if you know what I mean. She's kind of stocky and she's got a nice fat ba-donka-donk, I'm actually surprised she doesn't have a black boyfriend. They're into that kind of thing I hear. She dropped way down on the list after she posted a bunch of pictures of her dorky looking boyfriend with her in Japan on Twitter. I want to see cleavage and short skirts, not some dillhole draped all over you! How can I masturbate to that?!? At least her youtube channel is still dill-free and pretty hot.

Twitter: http://twitter.com/ginahiraizumi
Website: http://ginaonline.keyfocusmedia.com
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Hiraizumi
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/ginaonlinenet

Number 84 : Sherman Chung (鍾舒漫)

Sherman. Shu Man. Shu Mai? Now, I'm getting hungry. I'll be back after a quick dim sum run. Ah. Much better now. Sherman dropped down on the list in recent weeks because she cut her hair short. Terrible idea. Just terrible. For any woman. Long hair is what separates men from women from rock stars. Actually, the same is true of rock stars. They start to suck once they cut their hair. It's like Sampson and Delilah. Girls with short hair leave me with nothing to pull when I'm hitting them from behind. Or anything to whip around when it gets violent. Or anything to braid during innocent sleep overs. Or anything to cut during revenge sex.

Blog: http://chungsherman.xanga.com (I think this is a fanpage, and no updates since April, and a stupid warning at the top.)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/shermanchung (Also, probably not from her, but some great pictures here)
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman_Chung (The zh version is much, much, longer)

Number 85 : Maki Goto (後藤 真希)

Ah, dear Maki. I'll never forget the day I found her. It was a cool night in 20-aught-9. I searched for something completely different, and there she was. An angel looking back at me. And nothing like the Sweet Black Girls I was looking for. I guess she's a singer or a model with some Daddy issues and a messed up family life. But that's pretty much any girl I've ever fallen for. I usually fall for strippers if you couldn't tell. And I'm sure they like me for more than my neatly ironed singles. They call me the rain maker, I think because I make them all wet.

Blog: http://www.j-wave.co.jp/blog/sweetblack/ (No updates for over a year!)
Website: http://makigoto.tv/index.html
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maki_Goto

Number 86 : Selina Jen (任家萱)

Selina. Hot. Everywhere. I think that's what her manufactured group S.H.E. stands for....wait, what's that you say? Oh, Selina. Hebe. Ella. That's cute. And their new promotion is called SHE-RO (The RO stands for RoyalGrumble Only.) And their company is called Him? Shouldn't it be called He? I guess they would have to kick out Selina to do that. Or they can change their name to H.E.R. Oh wait, still no Selina. They would have to add someone like Rong Wang or Ruby or Ryan Seacrest. I really seems like Selina is holding this group back. They really should kick her out. I'll take her. I have plenty of room for her. Sure, I'll have to get rid of some blow-up dolls and various adult toys, but they're getting worn anyway.

 

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/SHE
Website: http://www.him.com.tw/artist_a.asp?aid=1
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selina_Jen
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/HIMservice

Number 87 : YuBin Kim (김유빈)

The rapper from the hottie group Wonder Girls. I wonder why a girl group needs a rapper. And doesn't being the rapper mean she can't sing? It's like someone said "This girl is sexy, but has no talent at all. Let's make her edgy and call her the rapper!" She probably had to blow every music producer in the biz. And then some. Man, I wish I was a Korean music producer right now. I wonder if she just stands on stage and yells "what!" or "ho" or "hey"? Actually, I bet she just lip syncs it all. All this wondering is making me a Wonder Girl tonight. Can I be a Wonder Girl by injection? By imaginary injection?

 

 

Twitter: http://twitter.com/wgyubin
Website: http://wondergirlsworld.com
Wiki: http://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/유빈

Number 88 : Stephy Tang (鄧麗欣)

Tang. Hehehe. I love that name. I would change my last name to Tang if it wasn't so time consuming and I wasn't so lazy. Stephy should have called herself Cookie Tang. Sounds like part of my balanced breakfast when I was a kid. And then again when I was in college, but the Tang in college wasn't an orange drink - if you catch my drift. It was always wet, and once it was orange, but mostly black or shaved. I think Stephy here is a singer or a model or a model singer. Or a model citizen. I bet her Tang is wet. Wet for me. And shaved. Shaved for me. I need to finish this post in a few minutes...I need to finish something first.

 

Blog: http://jacso.hk/stephy (No update since Jan. 2010)
Website: http://bbs.stephyfantasia.com.hk
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephy_Tang

Number 89 : Terri Kwan (關穎)

I'm not sure exactly how I discovered Miss Kwan. I don't know if it is spelled Teri or Terry or Trey or Terri. I'm torn. (See what I did there?) She is pretty hot and apparently she thinks she is a mermaid or something according to her blog. Speaking of her blog, she has a lot of VERY skanky looking friends that show up on there often. But, I'm not too happy with her lately, she posted something about a vacation a while ago and hasn't updated the blog for several months! Needless to say, my fantasies of spunking on her tattoos have gone way down since the spring.

 

 

Blog:  http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/terri-mermaid
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/guan-ying-Terri-Kwan
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Kwan