Number 78 : Lena Fujii (藤井リナ)

I'm not sure how Rina becomes Lena, but in some freak-filled country it makes sense. (I'm talking about you, Japan). This model is yummy and she has some hot pics, but in real life she looks like shit. And when I say "in real life" I mean on her blog. She's even brazen enough to come out with a book full of pictures without make-up on. If there is any woman out there reading this that hasn't been offended yet, and is still reading, please note - bad idea! No one wants to fuck a chick with no make-up on. That's why we leave after sex. And keep the lights out. And get drunk before sex. And after. And during. Make-up was created by God and Estée Lauder to hide the ugliness of a woman's soul. Keep it that way.

Blog: http://www.lenalenalena.net/blog
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena_Fujii
Twitter: http://twitter.com/lenafujii

Number 79 : Rainie Yang (楊丞琳)

I first saw her in a drama series where she was on the beach or an island or something. It was something like the summer editions of Saved By The Bell. The ones where the whole gang got jobs at the beach club and I fell in love with that lady from King Of Queens. Anyway, back to Rainie, she was on this show and she was super hot and I felt guilty because she looked like she was underage. Then I found out she was just old enough. YES! I don't think she should be called Rainie, because she makes me feel Sunny when I see her. And it gets really hot in my pants. And usually gets wet. So I guess Rainie is fine.

Blog: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/www77rainie
Blog: http://ameblo.jp/rainiesunnyday (日本語)
Website: http://www.sonymusic.com.tw/pop/rainie
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainie_Yang 

Number 80 : Mirei Kiritani (桐谷 美玲)

I had a little scare when I first looked this beauty up and the only word I could read on her profile was Seventeen. And then I blew a sigh of relief when I found out she actually 20. That's old enough to legally drink in Japan. Although, I don't think it's enforced over there like it is in the States. Maybe that's why there are so many Japanese alcoholics and criminals. I mean as compared to the US. I used to think that Mirei was the Japanese word for "future" and I thought she was a futuristic girl. I wouldn't mind if all the girls look like her in the future. But, I think I would get bored if all the girls were the same. It's like eating pizza every night. Once in a while, you need to have a burger or some chicken wings. Just to keep the pizza appetizing. I tried to explain this idea to my last girlfriend, but she's not as open minded as Mirei is.

 

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/mirei1216/ 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sekainoichiro (Maybe?)
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/桐谷美玲
What: "I'll Forget That Nasty"

Number 81 : Erika Mori (森絵里香)

I guess there is some Japanese actress with the same name. This one is a model with Idea Model Agency (who, by the way, has the most hot models in the entire world! I practically explode anytime I open their website.) Neither of the Erikas have an English Wikipedia page. That's what lead me to this little piece of translated beauty! This item is a Japanese fashion model is described. Japan's female talent for the good wood 絵梨 please. Japan's female talent for the good wood please!?! Oddly enough, the link on Wikipedia takes you to the other Erika. I guess she's the one with the talent for good wood. It calls this Erika "good forest". Wait a minute - a whole forest is better than just 1 wood! So that means she has been with a lot of wood, making her a slut, or that she's good with a massive amount of wood. Like me. I mean, I'm packing a forest worth of wood in my pants. It's like a beaver dam down there.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/mori-erika
Website: http://www.joseishi.net/with/with_models/index.html
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/森絵里香 (日本語)
Idea Website: http://incent.jp/idea/model1.html (That's a little bonus!)

Number 82 : Elva Hsiao (蕭亞軒)

I'm not sure how to say her last name, so don't ask. I usually just refer to her as Elva, or Elvis, or Off Your Knees Bitch. That's her favorite. I first saw her on an interview for MTV Taiwan or some such show. She looked like she was totally stoned - walking off stage, answering her cell phone while talking to the host, laughing - my specialty. I always say no Asian girl is unobtainable if they have enough booze and roofies in them. And if that doesn't work, try hard core drugs - like weed! I take my hat off to Asian girls that do drugs. And speak English, which she does. (I mean speak English, the drugs are just an assumption.)

Blog: http://www.ilovesuper.com/blog/index.php?blogId=6
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ELhsiao (They really need a Chinese interface.)
Website: http://www.loveelva.com/
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elva_Hsiao