Number 56 : Fiona Xie (谢宛谕)

I used to date Fiona Xie. I would motorboat those boobies all night long. Okay, it wasn't really her. It was just a girl from Singapore that I met at a buy-me-drinky. She was pretty hot too, but she tasted funny. I think it was all the hot sauce she ate all the time. And the shrimp chips. I learned a valuable lesson that night - don't kiss a girl on the mouth. There's plenty of other things she can do with her mouth. And then I'm not stuck with tasting whatever she smoked or sucked or ate for the rest of the night. And I don't have to worry about getting the herps. A fishy taste isn't bad, but I would rather get that from some lower lips if you catch my drift. The point of this pointless story is this - I bought that girl a lot of drinks, and now any time I jerk it to a Singaporean, I think they probably have some stinky ass mouth. So I have to really concentrate to finish. Sometimes I even pass out. It's not fun. And the other point is don't kiss a girl on the mouth. This isn't Pretty Woman or some kind of crappy movie about rich people and transvestites.

 

Blog: http://www.alivenotdead.com/fionaxie (It looks all artsy or some shit, but maybe you're into that.)
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/placidacid (Same stupid artsy rants)
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_Xie