100 Hottest Asian Women: Number 50 : Namie Amuro (安室奈美恵)

名前は安室? Ha. That's a little Japanese joke for you there. Amuro was my first love. And she is the one I caught the fever from - the Yellow Fever. And she's the one that made it cool for girls to have tattoos. Even though I think they look skanky. I mean I used to like them. Like tramp stamps are always good to shoot your load on. And so are mustaches. Or on the eyebrow tat. For some that's the eyeblow. Or in the eye. Or on the chest like Pink. But the problem with Amuro's tattoos is they are on her arms. It's not easy to spooge on a shoulder. Or wrist. Not without a little practice at least. That's why I got the Amuro blow-up doll. For practice. Then when we finally meet in person, I'll be ready for her. And impress her with my prowess. Here's a little known fact. One of her tattoos says "I love white balls." Luckily for her, I have those white balls for her. Now time for me to practice my prowess.