Number 43 : Patty Hou ( 侯佩岑)

Hacksaw Jim Duggan used to call out her name every night. Hooo! And rappers always ask everyone to "let me hear you say Ho!" And I scream out Patty once in the morning and then once again in the afternoon. After I take a nap. A wet nap. That's one of the worst product names ever. I guess Nova is worse, and on the upside, I can use a Wet Nap to clean up after my wet nap, so never mind. Patty used to date Jay Chou like 10 years ago. And everyone still has to mention him whenever they talk about her. And not to bring it up again, but why is both Hou and Chou spelled the same, but one is said Hoe and the other is said Chow? It's still an effed up language. Anyway, Jay Chou is like Justin Timberlake, Chuck Norris, Ferris Bueller, Johnny Cash, Hulk Hogan, John F Kennedy, and Elvis rolled up into one. Except he's from Taiwan. So he has 800,000,000,000 fans. And he wasn't good enough for Patty. I bet he never got past first base. She's locked up down there like Fort Knox. I know. I used to stalk her nightly for that week that I attended USC. I guess it's called attending. I mostly stayed in a small room behind the exchange students dorms. Anyway, time for me to go Pat my Hou.

 

 

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