Number 44 : Eugene Kim (김유진)

Eugene is like one of those old man names that you never hear anymore. I've never met a Eugene. Or even a Gene. I guess there is Mean Gene Okerlund. But he's pretty old now too. It's like Walt. Or Mildred. Or Beatrice. Or Mabel. No one wants to name their kid a name that makes people think they are a grandparent. But in Asia it doesn't really matter. You can call yourself Butter, or Apple, or Apple Butter, or Rain, or Snow, or Sleet, or Cloud, and still be cool because you have a name that is unique. But anyway, this Eugene is hot. And she's not mean. And she speaks perfect English so that makes her hotter. And she is a singer. So that makes her hotter. And she is an actress, so that makes her hotter. She's so hot in fact that I'll probably have to ice down before I have sex with her. I don't know what's worse though, ice on my crotch or a burn. I guess ice. Ice. Definitely ice. I'm going to go start working on this. And I'm going to rename my junk Hoth.

 

 

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