Number 33 : Andrea Fujii (アンドレア藤井)

I really can't explain why I'm so in love with so many news reporters. I usually like my girlfriends better when they shut their piehole. But these reporters talk sometimes for several minutes, and I get a sonic boom in my pants. I remember Andrea from KHON, and I remember thinking she put the "jugs" in juggernaut. Which doesn't make a lot of sense, but she has some big boobies. And she's skinny and petite. A lot of times when you see a really small girl with a giant chest, it makes her look fat. I don't know why, it just does. But Andrea looks fantastic. She might wear too much make-up now and then, but who among us isn't guilty of that? She left a huge void at KHON. Tammy Mori is alright, but she's no Andrea. I will have to give props to KHON's website. Especially because WJZ, where Andrea is now, is the worst news site on earth. I won't go any further on that subject because it's documented very well by me here. But it does suck. And children could do a better website. And it makes it very difficult for me to watch Andrea. And get jealous of her impeccable fashion sense. And beautiful body. 

 

 

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/_/1591516824?sk=info
Profile: http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/personality/andrea-fujii (Worst website EVER!)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/abfujii

Number 34 : Makiyo (川島茉樹代)

I don't know what it is, but the old pictures and videos I have of Makiyo look like a totally different person than the Makiyo of today. It's kind of like when the Ultimate Warrior got injured and then came back a few months later and was shorter and a lot bigger. I heard the original Warrior committed suicide and they covered it up and brought in a different guy. Who could tell back then? Everyone with a painted on mask looked alike. And the resolution on those TVs was so terrible that George Steel just looked like Mean Gene in a sweater. And another thing, who ever adjusts their TV set anymore? I hear people saying it all the time - "Do not adjust your TV set, what you are seeing is really happening." No shit. It's happening in 1080p dipnuts. I know I don't have to adjust my TV set. It was calibrated in the factory. It looks better than real life. Quit wasting your words buddy. Anyway, back to Makiyo. Her zoomers are fantastic. She speaks Japanese and Mandarin. I wonder what language she uses during sex. I mean last time I was with her all she could scream out was my name. The rest of the time she had something in her mouth heading halfway down her throat. After that, the roofie kicked in, so I really couldn't get an answer to my question.

 

Afspot: http://afspot.net/gallery/index.php?act=thumbs&aid=1669
Blog: http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/makiyo-69
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/makiyofansclub
Website: http://www.miyn.info/makiyo
Weibo: http://weibo.com/makiyo69
Wiki: http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/川島茉樹代

Number 35 : Reina Tanaka (田中 れいな)

What the eff is a Morning Musume? Is that something like a morning wood? Morning Massage Me? With a happy ending? Is it OK for your mechanic to ask you if you want a happy ending with your oil change? Mine did. I didn't know if I should be flattered or frightened. He wasn't that bad though. I mean, I'll never get my oil changed there again, but he wasn't terrible. Eww, gross, I meant the service on my car, not on my balls. That was bad. He needs to go to Thailand to learn a thing or two about happy endings. Or talk to Reina. I think it's cute she has to spell her name in hiragana. It's also kind of uppity. Make's me think that she's dirty. And she's cute as hell. And her tits are fantastic. Last time I saw her, I gave her a happy ending. Several times. It lasted well into the morning. Musu me.

 

 

Afspot: http://afspot.net/gallery/index.php?act=thumbs&aid=3131
Blog: http://ameblo.jp/tanakareina-blog
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/田中れいな
Hello! Project: http://helloproject.wikia.com/wiki/Tanaka_Reina
Website: http://www.reina.ne.jp
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reina_Tanaka
 

Number 36 : Betty Nguyen (Betty Nguyễn)

There is nothing worse than going home early on a Saturday morning sober. There's nothing on TV. They don't even have good cartoons on any more. It's like you're stuck watching paid programming or news. But thank god for Betty Nguyen. She's the modern superhero of the Saturday morning lineup. Even though I still can't say her last name. Apparently neither could Ho Chi Minh, and that's why he changed it. I mean his name, not Saigon. Anyway, Betty used to be on CNN. And now she's on CBS. She traded the NN for more BS. (zing) Now she does the news when only people in Alaska and Hawaii and on meth and crack are still awake. But hey, it's not just BS - it's CBS. So there are potential several million viewers. Just not that early in the morning. If it weren't for Asian reporters, I wouldn't watch the news. Ever. The only reason I even wake up on Saturday is in hopes that Betty might be on the Early Show. Sitting on the couch. Or talking about the debt while giving me those bedroom eyes. And bedroom lips. I guess since I'm still in bed, I'm giving her bedroom eyes back. And she loves it. I'm the highlight of her Saturday.

 

 

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Betty-Nguyen
Hi-Def News Caps: http://hidefnewscaps.blogspot.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/BettyNguyenCBS
Website: http://www.bettynguyen.org (Wow, .org)
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Nguyen

Number 37 : Caity (ケーティ)

Before Katy Perry was giving young boys their first tingling sensations, and before Katy Holmes was a beard for Tom Cruise, this Caity was giving me my first tingling sensation. And making me shave my beard. And my balls. And my back. She literally started my fascination with hapa girls. Which also started my fascination with Asian girls. And my fascination with internet stalking. Although I didn't do very well. I know she was a model for DFS. And keepsmiling.co.jp. Where I found these pictures of her. And found out that she was a student, possibly at UH Manoa. And even though I sat in front of a different building everyday for 730 days I never did meet her. So that's why I returned to cyber stalking. It's a lot easier to give up. And find information. And it's a lot easier to masturbate in front of a computer than it is in front of the Stan Sheriff center. At least there's a lower chance of getting arrested. Unless you're in front of a computer in the library. But seriously, if anyone has any information about Caity - let me know. The links section is lonely at the bottom of the page.

 

Former Website: http://keepsmiling.co.jp
Random Website: http://www.nmcfashion.co.za (...I found this looking for ANYTHING to do with Caity - and failed, but there is still a hot chick in a bikini!)