100 Hottest Asian Women: Number 35 : Reina Tanaka (田中れいな)

What the eff is a Morning Musume? Is that something like a morning wood? Morning Massage Me? With a happy ending? Is it OK for your mechanic to ask you if you want a happy ending with your oil change? Mine did. I didn't know if I should be flattered or frightened. He wasn't that bad though. I mean, I'll never get my oil changed there again, but he wasn't terrible. Eww, gross, I meant the service on my car, not on my balls. That was bad. He needs to go to Thailand to learn a thing or two about happy endings. Or talk to Reina. I think it's cute she has to spell her name in hiragana. It's also kind of uppity. Make's me think that she's dirty. And she's cute as hell. And her tits are fantastic. Last time I saw her, I gave her a happy ending. Several times. It lasted well into the morning. Musu me.