If you are a parent expecting a baby, you should name that baby Kelly. That's a sure way to make sure that kid is hot. And if you are a parent expecting a baby and looking to this site for good advice, there's something seriously wrong with you. But really, I have never met a Kelly that is not hot. Kelly Kelly, Kelly Hu, Kelly Kapowski. I think I dated a girl named Kelly once. She was a lush. So naturally I got her drunk. And naked. Except for her socks. Because for some reason she wanted to keep them on. All night long I kept thinking that my roommates were playing that old joke on me where they put a dead fish under my bed. But it turned out it was just her. I guess. I never did find any fish in there. I gave her a douche the next time we went out and I never saw her again. You would think she would appreciate it. I was trying to help her out and it turns out I'm the douche. Anyway, Kelly Huang is super hot. And probably doesn't smell of fish. She kind of has plumped up in the last few years though. I keep telling her to stop swallowing, but she loves it too much. And the best part about hot girls getting fat - they get bigger tits. And fat girls are fun to plow. And she kind of looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine. That went crazy in the sack. So I bet Kelly does that too. I can't decide if I like the fat Kelly or the skinny Kelly better. If I could, I'd do them both at the same time. Someone should invent a machine that can do that. Let me know when you've got that done will ya.
Blog:
http://www.weibo.com/u/1744062150
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/楊朵
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=59263908244&v=wall (Fan site)
Hudong:
http://www.hudong.com/wiki/小娴 (Who's Dong?)
IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2213408
Show:
http://atimeagent.pixnet.net/blog (Although her profile is missing now)
Wiki:
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/小嫻
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