I don't know why I get such a kick out of mixing up R and L. Or watching how pissed off Bangladeshi's get when you call them Pakistani. Or Indian. It's even better when Indians or Pakistanis mix up their L and Rs. Which brings me back to Rola. When I saw her, the first thing I thought was "She's effing hot". The second thing I thought was "She looks Middle Eastern, I bet she's hairy. Or spends a ton of time and money on laser removal or wax. I wonder if since she's in Japan, does she have a giant bush or what? I've never actually seen an Indian naked, but I bet it looks like Epic Beard Man down there." Then the third thing I thought was "I wonder what her name is?" Then when I found out it was Rola, I almost actually had some yogurt come out my nose. It's like - did her parents conceive her listening to that old Paul Simon song "Lola"? (Which I thought was actually a remake of Weird Al's "Yoda" for most of my early life.) It's funny because I actually met a dude named Lobert. He went by Lob though. His brother's name was Rarry. I thought it was Rory for the longest time. Which is what I thought was a mistaken Lori for the longest time too. Or the rongest time maybe. Maybe that's why my search for "Rong Wang" got blocked by safe search. Oh that will never get old. And neither will my love for Rola. Or her fantastic legs. That may or may not lead up to a giant bush. Which makes me want her even more.
Blog:
http://ameblo.jp/rolarola
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rola-ローラ-/252477998102974?sk=wall
Hudie:
http://www.hudie.com/b-424856-1-1.html
Peach John:
http://www.peachjohn.co.jp/pj/info/rola/rola_back.html
Tumblr:
http://fuckyeahrola.tumblr.com (Yeah, that's not her page, but kind of funny.)
Wiki:
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ローラ_(モデル)
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