I don't know why you would name your kid Bernice. Or Mabel. Or Gertrude. Or Mildred. Mildred just sounds like Judge Dredd to me. Which is a movie I never saw, but I intended to. And thanks to that movie, names like Fergee and Rico and Bernice are popular again. Or maybe that's just in Hong Kong. Or Canada. Where apparently there are a lot of Chinese. I never knew Canada had anything other than maple syrup and moose, but apparently there are a lot of moose eating Kung Pao chicken. But, if that's what it takes to have a super hot Chinese girl, then I really don't care if she's named Bernice or Bessie or Beavis. Because it's not like I'm really going to be screaming out her name during sex again anyway. Because I made that mistake once already. Make a note of that Hilary Clinton. Thanks to you, I'll never scream out any name in bed. If it makes any difference, I was thinking about Bernice the whole time I was with you. And I think of her every time I eat Kung Pao chicken too for some reason.
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