I'll have to give it to Yumi's parents. They nailed it. Naming kids isn't easy. I have trouble naming pets or electronics. But, kids is a whole nother level. Like the name Chad. What if you name a kid Chad and they grow up looking more like a Chet? Or if you have a girl and you name her Sara and she looks more like a Sarah? That could total ruin their life. I read somewhere that people named Dennis become dentists. I'm not sure if I believe that though because I've never been to a dentist. I've seen some on TV though, and they are never named Dennis, they have cooler names like Rick or Floyd or Dr. Driller. And naming a girl Yumi when you don't know if she'll actually turn out to be yummy was a gamble. But I'm glad her parents took it and gave us all this yummy morsel. And still yummy after all these years. I need to talk to her parents about their foresight. I wonder if they can give me some lottery numbers or tell me when this rash is going away. I emailed Yumi to see if I could get in touch with them, but I think she blocked me. Or maybe she's just taking a break from social media to maintain her overall yumminess. I'm going to go eat some candy and think about her for awhile.
Thursday, November 17, 2022
Number 15 : Yumi Hirano (平野由実)
Thursday, October 20, 2022
Number 16 : Rosanne Wong (黃婉君)
Rozy is not red. Race is not blue. Fred Flintstone once said yabba-dabba-do.
Ok, so poetry is not my strong suit. I don't even own a suit. And I'm not good at making new friends. Now that I've used this blog for my therapy time, back to Rosanne Wong of the music group 2R. It's 2R because Rozy and Race's names start with R. Pure genius! If I was their agent, I would have called them 2 Wongs. And constantly make jokes about how 2 Wongs don't make a right. Or a white. I wonder if that would be considered racist. I also wonder if that's what you would call yourself a fan of Race. If you worshipped her would that be racism? What if you had a running event to celebrate her, and she competed and won. The headline would be Race won the race with her racists. But enough about the sister, this is all about Rozy. She's so super hot and reminds me of my first girlfriend - Rosy Palmer. I found Rosanne again on the Facebook and I feared she let herself go now that she's not performing and has a bunch of money. Much to my delight, she's even hotter than before. Like the hottest MILF in her hometown. In fact, I'm going to go meet Rosy Palmer while I look at these Rozy Wong pages.
Sunday, October 9, 2022
Number 17 : Rena Takeshita (竹下 玲奈)
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